Monday, April 16, 2007

Immediate Positions Available

Posted by: Miss October

26-Time World Champion, Bronx, NY-based major league baseball team seeks three pitchers to fill vacancies in its starting rotation.

Age 25 or under preferred. Lefties a bonus. Please submit resume, copy of latest medical checkup and proof of age to:

Ron Guidry
Yankee Stadium
Bronx, NY

Note: Age restriction waived for 44-year old right-hander currently residing in Houston. # 22 jersey is ready and waiting.

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