Sunday, May 06, 2007


Posted By: Miss October

Dear Mr. Clemens,

Thank you for answering our help wanted ad so quickly. This almost makes us forget the fact that Carl Pavano is again most likely done for the season, and that up to now, we have paid him over $16,000 per pitch.

Best Regards,
The New York Yankees

Editor’s note: Welcome back Roger! Your goal to get back in a major league game by June 1 would be perfect timing - as the Yankees will be in Boston that weekend!! And don’t pay attention to the Astros fans who said that you are f ' in crazy to go back to New York.. at least that’s what my friend from Houston called to tell me when she heard the news... They will all get over it.

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